Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.

Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"

by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

Dog Water

A word stupid 10 year olds on Fortnite use because they're annoying jokes.

Dog water actually means cum ok

10 year old: 220 dog water boxed like a fish
14 year old boy:

by Your ugly mom February 10, 2021

Dog

A type of animal that gamers who don't touch grass know as water.

Toxic Gamer: "Dude your dog!"
Gamer2: "Dog backwards is god"

by your mom your mom November 1, 2021

dog

a turtle

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"

by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022