1. Must provide pleasure
2. Must have potential for disease
3. Must secrete fluids
4. Must be good enough to make you sweat
5. The one with the other inside has to do all the work
6. The one with the outside reproductive organ must be in charge
7. The larger one of the species must be on the bottom
8. Out side reproductive organ holder has the right to hit
9. In the bum is illigal teritory ( Enter at your own Risk)
2. Must have potential for disease
3. Must secrete fluids
4. Must be good enough to make you sweat
5. The one with the other inside has to do all the work
6. The one with the outside reproductive organ must be in charge
7. The larger one of the species must be on the bottom
8. Out side reproductive organ holder has the right to hit
9. In the bum is illigal teritory ( Enter at your own Risk)
by Ronniedawg11 February 4, 2010
Get the 9 characteristics of sex mug.What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.
Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...
by Alex the Chao October 9, 2009
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Get the ice cream sandwich sex mug.So impressed or stunned that you have the feeling of being surprised pleasantly, like when you listen to an amazing band for the first time.
The name comes from the movie and comic book series Scott Pilgrim. Sex Bob-Ombs is the name of Scott's band, and Knives (Scott's ex) was utterly impressed with Sex Bob-Ombs, and fell in love with the band immediatly. Thus, the Sex Bob-Omb effect kicked in, leaving her stunned.
The name comes from the movie and comic book series Scott Pilgrim. Sex Bob-Ombs is the name of Scott's band, and Knives (Scott's ex) was utterly impressed with Sex Bob-Ombs, and fell in love with the band immediatly. Thus, the Sex Bob-Omb effect kicked in, leaving her stunned.
Person 1: Have you listened to the new song by Crash and the Boys?
Person 2: Eh, it was okay, but didn't have a Sex Bob-Omb effect.
Person 1: What do you think of this music video?
Person 2: *unable to speak from the Sex Bob-Omb Effect*
Person 2: Eh, it was okay, but didn't have a Sex Bob-Omb effect.
Person 1: What do you think of this music video?
Person 2: *unable to speak from the Sex Bob-Omb Effect*
by Jennifer the Dark October 15, 2011
Get the Sex Bob-Omb Effect mug.the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot
I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.
by faboka December 2, 2009
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by Kam-Kam May 5, 2008
Get the Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex mug.When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012
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