Skip to main content

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Dog Water mug.

slipping dog

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.
Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.
by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014
mugGet the slipping dog mug.

Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night
by Drudown86 November 7, 2019
mugGet the Chili dogged mug.

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020
mugGet the guide dogging mug.

Dogs

She pulled her dogs out tonight

Them dogs are massive
by Meow self June 22, 2022
mugGet the Dogs mug.

heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.
"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"
by tumelo September 20, 2023
mugGet the heart dog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email