hit the nation

To masterbate ferociously and spontaneously, whether one may be watching Brazzers or just pulling up a revealing instagram photo. Often abbreviated as HTN.

After seeing Emily's ass in those leggings, Conor ran into the school bathroom to hit the nation.

by plasticbag September 15, 2017

National kiss day

The day for girls to kiss guys or guys to kiss girls or really anyone like nobody cares

Yo bro it’s national kiss day go kiss Jess

Alright I got you

Ugh why would you do that

It’s national kiss day lmao

by Sully1223 October 4, 2019

National kiss your crush

Every Friday is kiss your crush day 😉😉

I kissed my crush on Friday because it was national kiss your crush day

by Tbhhiss32 January 15, 2022

National Ps4 rest day

The day ps4’s should be turned off

Person 1:Yo bro let’s hop on some GTA

Person 2:bro it’s national Ps4 rest day come on man
Person 1:oh shoot almost forgot

by Franlkin daleno November 7, 2019

National Slime Your hb Out Day

When you catch your hb in the wrong place at the wrong time and unfortunately he got to go💔
This holiday is celebrated on February 26th

“Bro u not gon backdoor me today right?”
“Sorry gang it’s National Slime Your hb Out Day, say hi to your grandma for me”

by Arrocion February 23, 2025

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022