Doe Face

When you cry continuously the previous night and fall asleep sobbing that in the morning your face is so puffy you're unrecognizable. Coming from "Jane Doe" or "John Doe".

"I have Doe Face this morning".

"I can not go anywhere today, I have Doe Face"

by dancelikenoneswatching November 4, 2021

Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

tammie's serious face

the face tammie melton does on her pics for Instagram

tammie's serious face is her signature look nowadays

by hey917492 July 3, 2019

You face gay

Possibly the worst insult you can say to person.

God: ur mom gay
Jesus: no u
God: you face gay
Big Bang*

by DeepFrozeOof May 10, 2018

Rape Face

When a man has little to no distinguishable facial features and no facial hair. This would make them difficult to describe to authorities had they assaulted someone. They typically are an awkward or intense type of personality; only making their strange look more noticeable. This isn’t usually a choice look, it’s inherent. Somehow, guys with this look always seem a little 'off' mentally; possibly capable of something as heinous as rape.

My beard was bothering me, so I shaved and now I’m scared I have rape face.

by Marcus Marquise May 18, 2020

Galaxy Face

A word used to describe a person with lots of acne or wearing a lot of pimple patches (due to the popular pimple patches that look like stars) so a lot of acne stars would be a galaxy.

Hey look at that guys acne he totally has a galaxy face.

by Igetyennh February 12, 2025

Butter face

Pronounced: BUH-terr face.

Noun: When the female sex has an exceptionally attractive body but her (Butter) face is extremely unattractive i.e. Mexican half grown mustache, moles , acne ect.

Damn that body looks fine! Oh man, butter face

by ShallowMale March 2, 2014