when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
by goochy goochy February 18, 2019
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