resting bitch face

a look that expresses both that you don’t care and that you do care, a little, when the truth of the matter is that you don’t care at all

i never know what she’s thinking because her default is resting bitch face

by ximefrg June 29, 2024

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Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

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A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 4, 2015

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<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

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