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Cock Popper

The antonym (opposite) of cock blocker. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, you help a friend get laid and the sex was GOOD. If the sex was bad, it don’t count!
Thanks for last night Jenn, you’re a true cock popper!
by Just.kray July 3, 2022
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Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.
Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock
by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021
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Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
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Cock

The chicken 🐔 from the uhhh like barnyard and stuff
Wow that cock has drip
by Nin10dees October 27, 2023
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Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can
So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.
by kennclie August 29, 2019
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Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021
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Cock Rocket

Similar to piss missile and Swamp Donkey. Describes how hard something was thrown or how hard someone was hit
Guy 1: BROO I JUST HIT JACOB WITH A FUCKING COCK ROCKET
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE THATS FUCKIN RADICAL
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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