Baby

A little shit who just sleeps all day

My baby just shots all day

by Michael put your shirt back on November 25, 2018

Baby

Synonyms: hot pocket, and my dearest
1. Your offspring
2. A nickname for a loved one
3. Something you stick in the microwave

Example

1. Ah shit I didn’t mean to have a baby
2. Oh baby I love you
3. Ew I don’t want that bitch, chuck it into the microwave

by Thot master00000001 December 6, 2018

folsom baby

The result of a conjugal visit.

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.

by SmugOrchid May 1, 2016

Baby Hux

A nice person who for some reason hates the Animal Crossing New Horizons villager, Sherb. They also simp for Rey/Daisy Ridley.

Person A: “Hey, who do you simp for?”
Person B: “Oh, Daisy Ridley’s pretty hot.”
Person A: “OMG, You’re such a Baby Hux!

by God.Of.Chaos December 23, 2020

Baby Roulette

Having sex with multiple partners around the same time then when a pregnancy happens, it's up in the air who the father is...

She's slept with all of those guys, its a baby roulette who the father is....

by DoMeAFavor September 18, 2021

breast babies

Breasts sex,Titty fucking with a cumshot,Having a breast babies

I fucked her Titties til I gave her breast babies
She wanted to have my babies between her tits by Titty fucking her 48DD breasts

by Canius November 8, 2023

Tar babies

African babies.

Tar babies are the blackest babies you will ever see.

by UltimateDoge October 3, 2021