Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

Hot gay steamy sex

When two men have sex in a hot steamy shower

Me and my husband Carl had hot gay steamy sex last night it was great

by GoogleSexDrive May 31, 2021

Junior Anti-Sex League

In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.

By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.

"Damn, those Taliban, they're just like an Islamic Junior Anti-Sex League!"

by smendler June 20, 2009

Wild and crazy bus sex

Oral sex enjoyed by middle schoolers on class trip. See also bus job

If you have wild and crazy bus sex when you're in middle school, it could lead to this awkward conversation:

Britney: I hate you!
Mike: You didn't always hate me...
Britney: Shut up. That was wild and crazy bus sex. It didn't mean anything.

by snlgirl August 27, 2005

valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.

Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.

by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014

Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008