red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath

"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"

by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

Self hate sex

When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.

Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.

by mennäperille December 18, 2019

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

like sex in your mouth

saying that something is extremely good

dude where did you get this milkshake its like sex in your mouth

by Dylan. T. DePalma February 21, 2009

north pole sex

Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.

Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it

by boom for jorden November 7, 2013

gay sex story

i made the definition above this one and if you do not like it then why don't you make your own! >:<
any way there is also dick in ass

person 1: you are gay!

person 2: yep. and you can't do anything about it mom

person 3: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!

and the my gay sex story

by ncdgfygfkahgau June 8, 2023

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021