face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

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Face-cadette

A person who uses Facebook in place of human interaction.

"He never seems comfortable around us anymore, I swear he is just another face-cadette"

by Jade Madonna July 21, 2009

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tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

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Face-pull

The act of taking a large mouthful of liquor (of any kind) to the face. It must come straight from the bottle, no exceptions. If possible, remove the slow-pour device installed on such a bottle. A true face pull is taken at the maximum liquor flow rate possible. After completing a face-pull one is to repeat the process and demand that another fellow partygoer does the same.
Origin: Boulder, Colorado, USA

"Hayden, I just missed my flight to Boulder to buy a handle of Belvedere. I hope you realize the second you walk in the door you are taking a face-pull."

"Fuck, ok I guess you are right."

VIVA LA FACE-PULL

by Time is always money March 27, 2012

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