National STFU Month

National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media

"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"

by Patriot One October 20, 2022

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

National kissing day

On April 14th you kiss whom ever you want no matter who it is!

Hey! Today is national kissing day! Will you kiss me?

by Why'd about dvdbbdvdv April 11, 2019

National khonny day

Khon khon was born on 19th of October in 2004. Kickass khanom has grown up and has become an intelligent, quirky girl . Khony is a girl who is the mother of a friendship group but is unintentionally awkward and sassy. Her favourite animal is a cat. BEWARE OF KHONNY she does parkour

Omg happy National khonny day

by Ilovespiderman101 October 19, 2022

National Ask for Nudes Day

Where you can ask anyone for nudes without being judged

18th April

Hey can I get some nudes for National Ask for Nudes Day
Yeah sure

by Awe Bois April 18, 2021

National Lil Giddy day

The day we celebrate vindaloo’s existence on this day and we praise him, if anyone doesn’t like it they can suck his girlfriends (me) dick :)

Omg it’s the 29th of April today, it’s National Lil Giddy day!

by LilTiddy October 3, 2021