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Son of a fucking bitch

a string of profanity, usually uttered when someone accidentally self-induces pain.
John:(after stubbing his toe) Son of a fucking bitch!
by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007
mugGet the Son of a fucking bitchmug.

bitches get stitches

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches
Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?
by alice_october November 16, 2009
mugGet the bitches get stitchesmug.

ding dong bitch

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.
Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!
by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009
mugGet the ding dong bitchmug.

Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.
Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.
by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010
mugGet the Crazy Son of a Bitchmug.

bitch betta' recognize

what you tell some disrespectful twat who needs put in their place. It is most effective if while saying it you raise your hand in a threatening motion as to put 4 fingers across the side of the persons face.
Pat - "go get me a hamburger fuck stick"

Sally - "no"

Pat - "Bitch betta' recognize"
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
mugGet the bitch betta' recognizemug.

Dumb Bitch Syndrome

1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things

2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things

3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else
Yo, did you catch the game last night?

No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!

or

Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
by popcultchick November 25, 2006
mugGet the Dumb Bitch Syndromemug.

Jive Ass Bitch

To describe a "skank" or "ho". A female who is tactless in her self-dispensal to the extent her ass gives off a "jive"
Hell no you Jive Ass Bitch I ain't getting aids for you or no-one!
by Willy P January 9, 2005
mugGet the Jive Ass Bitchmug.

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