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face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.
I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"
by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011
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Mac face

Makeout with an individual so hard you suck their face off
If you keep talking like that I'm gonna mac face with you
by mrfluffy69420 September 3, 2023
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HEART FACE SKULL FROG

(noun): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized in 2021, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”

“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT

“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
by Rustold January 4, 2022
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Whitening our faces

Don’t let us down and make us proud of what you do.
Abu Ali, Whitening our faces when you are back in Riyadh.
by Arabic slangs December 29, 2023
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Face-pull

The act of taking a large mouthful of liquor (of any kind) to the face. It must come straight from the bottle, no exceptions. If possible, remove the slow-pour device installed on such a bottle. A true face pull is taken at the maximum liquor flow rate possible. After completing a face-pull one is to repeat the process and demand that another fellow partygoer does the same.
Origin: Boulder, Colorado, USA
"Hayden, I just missed my flight to Boulder to buy a handle of Belvedere. I hope you realize the second you walk in the door you are taking a face-pull."

"Fuck, ok I guess you are right."

VIVA LA FACE-PULL
by Time is always money March 27, 2012
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Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017
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bluey lost her face

a dumb ass video made by bunya toy town were bluey loses his face
i hate bluey lost her face. its so stupid
by imcool56060560557757 June 9, 2023
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