baby-baiting

to attempt to, or succeed in hooking up with someone much younger than oneself

Jay:Did you see Matt baby-baiting Nicole's kid sister last night?

Kay:So totally, bro. Matt is such a cradlesnatcher!

by crzydoktor August 24, 2009

Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

The baby woman dunk

when you dunk on a pregnant woman

man: yo that pregnant lady won't move from under the rim...
man2: I guess I gotta do "The baby woman dunk"
*proceeds to slam dunk on the pregnant woman*

by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Gay Baby

An insult used during a game of fortnite or any other activity.

you are a gay baby.

by grrrrrboi July 16, 2018

Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.

I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!

by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

Baby

A stupid little idiot who crys, poops their pants, and pees their pants. They don't even pay taxes! They also kick women in their belly, and when they do it it's fine, but when someone else does it, that's "illegal". Like come on man.

Guy 1: My wife just had a baby
Guy 2: Go get the milk
Guy 1: yeah

by TheRandom5550 May 26, 2023