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dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.
by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017
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hot dog handler

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler
by Billybobs August 30, 2015
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Dog

Most find it a loving companion. Terrorists and Ruskies use it to blow stuff up
Red Army Soldier: Blyat! Get that tank, Fido! Dog: Arf! -kaboom-
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
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Salty dog

When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.
Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.
by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023
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Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.
“Do you hear that noise over there

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex
by Trentavious August 13, 2023
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dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.
Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.
by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021
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dog covers

Put some dog covers on
by DOG COVERS November 19, 2022
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