sex, drugs, and rock & roll

Motley Crue.

If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).

by TurkTurkleton August 23, 2011

Mandatory Zombie Sex Party

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.

That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!

by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010

Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic

There are just some things NOT to say during sex...

by PlanX December 5, 2010

Sex History Month

A whole month of celebration about the history of sex and where it all started with cavemen in caves. You are only allowed to use condoms made from bear skins and only use rocks as dildos.

Janice: How's you sex history month going?

Mason: I've fucked several chicks with condoms made of bear skins. How's yours?

Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.

by WDPK 83.7 FM February 9, 2022

Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 5, 2021

Non sexual sex

, there is such things as non sexual sex, it's where a person engages in sex or sexual activities to feel good about themselves, help out a partner who may not be feeling the best, to generally relieve stress etc. Non sexual sex is when sex is used for a more personal reason rather than a sexual reason. It's basicaly sex without it being all sexual and stuff, like, you wouldn't really do it for the sake of chasing pleasure and stuff like that.

If you look into more details, you may find that non sexual sex is something that a lot of people do, they just don't know what it's called. Anyone of any gender and/Or sexuality can use non sexual sex in a way to feel better or to help a partner/s feel better.

"hey SO/SO's I'm not feeling to good in the head and my brain is being overall shitty to me, is it ok if we maybe try some sexual intimacy to make it go away and make my brain be nice to me again"

or

"hey SO/SO's, I'm feeling very stressed out/frustrated and I think that having sex might help, can you please help me with it"

(Not always the same but this is the general ways in which non sexual sex can be used)

(SO=significant other, SO's is the meaning of multiple partners)

by Mgender October 11, 2021

Rush Hour Sex

Sex is when the woman just go crazy on each other quickly, the woman sucks the dick, the man defecates all over her, the man ejaculates in her mouth, they just go berzerk.

We only had five minutes so we had rush hour sex

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016