If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).
by TurkTurkleton August 23, 2011
Get the sex, drugs, and rock & roll mug.See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010
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-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby
Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
by PlanX December 5, 2010
Get the Things NOT to say during sex mug.A whole month of celebration about the history of sex and where it all started with cavemen in caves. You are only allowed to use condoms made from bear skins and only use rocks as dildos.
Janice: How's you sex history month going?
Mason: I've fucked several chicks with condoms made of bear skins. How's yours?
Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.
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Janice: I found a really good pointed rock that reaches deep into my caveass.
by WDPK 83.7 FM February 9, 2022
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Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
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by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 5, 2021
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