cock grommet

anyone who is persistently showing unwanted attention.

A female with exceptional skills in oral sex.

That cock grommet keeps stalking me at work.

Kristal reached cock grommet status wen she finished giving my crew and i blowjobs.

by diamond d from the 719 March 3, 2010

Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

cock loathing

When a man puts his penis between two slices of bread and proceeds to insert his penis into a vagina or anal cavity of either man or woman.

Man my cock loathing was so hard last night

by Milkbottle69 September 16, 2017

Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 18, 2022

Cock

Another name for it is cock. It is the handle, it is the most important thing in a man. It is the cherry on top. If you want a cock in your ass, the come to my house! I have a thiccc dick! My cock is so thick, sexy, and cumming thing in the world! You know you want it!!

My cock is so sexy, thicc, and plain awesome!

by Bcreeper November 7, 2018

grummy cock

The art of having a particularly crusty penis.

Person 1: Damn that guy from Caboolture has an absolutely wacker of a grummy cock. Person 2: Fucken ken oath mate you're better off in Townsville, I can smell that shit from the sunny coast.

by cabooltureboi May 22, 2019

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023