cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

Plow Cow

A fairly large girl that you find in a bar that you can give her the "Business", then just let her graz her way home after.

I'm going out and getting me a "Plow Cow" tonight!

by IndianMetalLord March 26, 2010

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

cow porn

A video of cows humping for pleasure or reproduction. Originally from Russia, it migrated to the dirty minded citizens of America.

My Dad uploaded a cow porn video on YouTube

by LOLIMEVIL April 17, 2017

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

Epi Cow

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009