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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011
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toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023
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toilet taco

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco
by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018
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toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
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Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
by the real jm November 30, 2019
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toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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