super jesus

Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.

Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.

by fritzicles March 8, 2007

jesus

adj. Describing something REALLY awesome, like the namesake. If using the word is contrary to your religious beliefs, it is acceptable to use the Spanish pronunciation: "hay-soose."

"The Harry Potter series is so jesus."

"Barack Obama is so jesus."

"My hair is so jesus today."

by Hasotweb December 7, 2009

Jesus Lizard

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

by Insaneplanet August 13, 2004

Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 11, 2009

cat jesus

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab

Wow that slab is very cat jesus

by Oh yeah yeah Zorrorz is great March 9, 2019

jesus weld

1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.

"Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."

by Homeless Kevin June 25, 2006