tard

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

by Ricky D June 6, 2003

Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.

Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game

by alex middleton December 9, 2006

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.

That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!

by sdmichele September 12, 2020

tard rangler

sped teachers who have to rangle tards (take care of mentally handicapped citizens)

Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.

by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023

Tard Chariot

Wheelchair

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."

by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.

by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020