by ratched a** March 25, 2020
Get the Sex mug.Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
by TheTurdYouLeftInTheToilet November 4, 2019
Get the Sex mug.a sin.
I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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by ThatsNiceBud July 11, 2019
Get the sex mug.A Man and a woman undress
Then they kiss
Then the woman sucks on the mans dick
Then the man suck on the woman's breasts
Then he puts his dick in her butthole
Then he sucks on her vagina
Then sometime the girl twerks in her underwear and bra
Then the man quickly slaps her ass and take off her bra and underwear and kisses her while his dick is touching her vagina while his hand is touching her sexy ass
Then they kiss
Then the woman sucks on the mans dick
Then the man suck on the woman's breasts
Then he puts his dick in her butthole
Then he sucks on her vagina
Then sometime the girl twerks in her underwear and bra
Then the man quickly slaps her ass and take off her bra and underwear and kisses her while his dick is touching her vagina while his hand is touching her sexy ass
We had sex so hard last night!
by Katelynn9273728 April 25, 2019
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by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019
Get the Sex mug.Jake and Adam were gay and wanted to have sex so they went to Adams house and began they stripped and Adam started sucking jakes hard boner Jake moaned OOOHHH ADAM FUCK ME HARDER!!!
by WeirdDefinitions101 December 22, 2018
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