assemble a sandwich

Used as an insult by wishing harm upon the person

Some similar phrases are "go step on a Lego" or "go stand in the corner"

Tristan: if you dont agree with me then you can go assemble a sandwich

Douglas: wow, I'm hurt Tristan

by Jedidiahhahaa March 13, 2017

Zak Sandwich

Where a guy named Zak is getting fucked by two of his admirers.

Want to go back to your place and make a Zak Sandwich?

by Blackberry Sandwich October 25, 2019

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021

Sandwich Sauce

Congratulations. Mayonnaise

Subway Employee: any sauces
Jack: uh.. yeah could I get some sandwich sauce
Subway Employee:which one
Jack:*sighs*

by Anvxd September 27, 2019

Fluffer Sandwich

When a couple has sex, and the female is hungry and yells out, "Im hungry" The male then responds sure here comes a fluffer sandwich. The male then pulls out his loaf of bread, and places them on the females face. He then cums on one piece and slathers one side of the bread with his handy jar of peanut butter. He puts the bread togather and cuts the crust off for extra plaesure and force feeds the female.

Nick was with Kate, it was a pleasurable evening until Kate cried until Nick gave her a fluffer sandwich. She was pleased

by Narvie December 28, 2005

Jelly Sandwich

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance

I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.

by Dirt D May 7, 2009

Nigger Sandwich

The act of of two men double teaming a women (or man) of african desent. Most often in the mouth and vagina (rarely but still possibly in the ass)

Dude 1: Bro last night was crazy!!

Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!

*High five*

by The cock-slinger August 18, 2012