Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

iffy fan

equivalent to dumb fuck

stop licking those coconuts you iffy fan
you got a 50 on that test? youre an iffy fan
you cant roll with us you iffy fan

by hellyes6788 July 24, 2017

Lo fan

What people in Japan call Caucasians;
A white person; not ethnic

“Are you an ethnic poc?”
“No silly goose I’m clearly a lo fan”

by Safety_tips October 21, 2023

Fake fan

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout

Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game

by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

Knights fan

New on the scene to hockey. Often not familiar with the hockey rules and combative when you call the Vegas Golden Knights a bad team. Knights fans are very passionate about their team, but they are very new.

How do you think that that wasn’t an elbow, you a knights fan or something?

by Preds fan with big balls October 18, 2019

Panseraikos fan

Panseraikos fan is a fat boy who does a post game commentary of a greek football team called Panseraikos. He is known for his extremely skills in barking(RRARGH RRARGH) and his heavy breathing after saying 3 words. He usually asks for a Sebian football player called Zivcovic saying "Who is Zivcovic ree". But he always fucks our asses.

Panseraikos fan has become viral on Tsili coffee shop.

by IEAIAIO666 November 20, 2021