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Rizz

Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?

Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”

Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”

Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”

Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”

Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”

Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”

Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”

Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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rizz

Rizz is a word used for saying "i get bitches." Or (more PG-13 way)

One's ability to seduce a potential (usually female) love interest.

It was a word created by fellow youtuber Kai Cenat in mid-2021 that was then soon popularized due to tiktok.
<insert name> damn bro that person if hella fine, go talk with them.

<you> alright man, im gonna ask her for her number.
*comes back*

<you> i got her number bro

<insert name> damn you have some insane rizz!
by Lizzaynotfound January 6, 2023
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Wyatt Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you sexually seduce minors by giving them candy or some other treat and force them down into your basement to do CNC and sell it on the black market for $.
Person 1: omg did u hear of that kid that got seduced by wyatt?
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?

Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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Elite Rizz

A rare type of rizz very few people have. This rizz is so powerful that if a family member were to catch an elizzy rizzy (or elite rizzer) rizzing someone up, that family member could commit stage 4 incest. This rizz works on:
- 10/10's
- 1/10's
- Family Members
- Squirrels and Fish
“We have elite rizz my g.”
by Mr. Harry Tickles September 19, 2023
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Ohio Gyat Rizz

"Ohio Gyat Rizz" Means somebody can get big rump woman with his charisma.
DUDE! I PULLED A OHIO GYAT RIZZ OMG!
by ThatOnegy April 24, 2024
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Rizz

A word used by gay Mexican kids who are in the friend zone, also can be used as a replacement word for jizz.
Diego: Dude I have so much rizz, but I’ve been put in the friendzone 37 times!

Ex. Omg I’m about to Rizz all over Selena’s asshole!
by TakaRaka December 17, 2021
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Ash's Rizz

The only person they like is Anne Frank, And I think bro has the dead rizz.
by Goomba420 March 28, 2023
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