Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

Jordan duff

Guy that has the hair of jake Paul, might be a druggie is pretty good at games but is really cool also he is very FLAMBOYANT...

some people use it as a insult

1.You are such a Jordan duff
2.fuck off or I stone yer windees

by Friendly neibourhood bomber June 5, 2018

jordan waaland

fuk boi ///hot

that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland

by jordan waaland December 12, 2017

jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend

"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".

by J-swallow February 7, 2014

Jordan (Girl)

Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"

person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"

by The_Rangaa March 14, 2022

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015