water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.

"council of water sheep, tell me the way."

by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019

Liffey water

Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland

When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water

by Jumpingbean March 29, 2015

The Taste of water

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱

"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"

by lilbitbanga December 08, 2016

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 26, 2018

missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 06, 2019

Wheat Water

Beer.

We are having the boys over tonight for some wheat water and football.

by pico80 January 29, 2011

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012