Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017

Horse Hiccup

A Queef of massive epic proportions

I heard a horse hiccup from your werepussy

by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009

horse docking

The act of placing one's head inside the foreskin of a horses penis. Similar to regular docking.

Mom didn't come back from the barn last night because the stallions large foreskin was the perfect size for her head. She was busy horse docking.

by Dr Martin Dingles November 12, 2012

The horse is glue

Used to indicate that the topic of conversation has been covered so much that there is nothing more to say, the message has been conveyed, the listener gets the point, any further discussion is unnecessary and unwarranted, that the talker may now shut-up, every angle of understanding has been stated and restated.

You recall the time we went to the water park, you know with the water slides, the place with the gerbil-like tubes filled with water that you slide down, where you climb the ladder up to the top of the platform and either lie on your back or tummy and slide down the water infused attractions?
Would you please shut-up, I get it, the horse is glue!!!

by Jake-B Daddy July 6, 2010

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Horse Flop

A badly conceived accounting project based on half truths and over inflated promises of success, supported not with facts and due diligence but with overblown notions of self efficacy.

Wow did you see that new supposed huge refund project? They dont even have a permit yet, what a horse flop of a project!

by Duwhut345 September 2, 2018

lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017