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Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.
Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?
by jlklt1 February 14, 2012
mugGet the Beaner Jewmug.

Smelly Jew

A hairy, long, curly penis.
"He pulled down his pants and I immediately noticed that he had a Smelly Jew."
by Th3 Ax1s - B3ni70 May 25, 2012
mugGet the Smelly Jewmug.

Boyertown Jew

A person living in Boyertown PA who demonstrates stereotypical Jewish traits. Can be Jew by blood but is not limited to just that, anyone can be one. Most commonly referred to people that are very money obsessed. unlike real Jews Boyertown Jews boast how Jewish they are, as sort of a competition between other Boyertown Jews.
Boyertown Jews also demonstrate stereotypes in public ex: jump at the chance to pick up change on the ground, love saving money and express it, ect.

" Melvin is such a Boyertown Jew, look! he is picking up change"
Melvin- "hell yea free money!"

" do you want the rest of my lunch?"
Melvin- "is it free?"
"yea....?"
Melvin- "then its not even a question"

"funerals are like eight or nine grand"
Melvin- " screw that! when I die throw me in the nearest
dumpster"
by some guy26482 September 29, 2011
mugGet the Boyertown Jewmug.

jew hole

A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
Jews love Taylor's jew hole.
by The Bearen Junge September 7, 2010
mugGet the jew holemug.

jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.
Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.
by Jordan Reindl March 5, 2008
mugGet the jew hordemug.

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
mugGet the Cold Jewmug.

Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven
“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....
by Nishlec April 23, 2019
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