Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

beer ninja

The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.

Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.

by thenick September 25, 2006

Yard Beers

Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard

"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"

by elongatedtonytheile March 22, 2023

Spirit Beer

It's your beer, your go-to, the one that's going to be for you, always, tried and true, never fail, never let you down, the one you pick out every single time, if it's available, that's what you're getting, hands down, uplifts your spirits, your quintessential beer.

Yo, what beer did Megan want?

Dude, you know she's always getting that IPA, it's her spirit beer.

by scottyclaymore February 18, 2023

street beer

noun {C or U}

Any beer imbibed by a thrift-minded pedestrian en route to a venue (where additional alcohol is likely to be served). In locales with open container laws, street beers are consumed furtively, and disposed of in a similar fashion, when the pedestrian is at a safe distance from lampposts, neon signage, and other treacherous light sources. In places with no such laws, street beers are best swilled in time with the pace of walking and conversation. Often, a person will be forced to chug a street beer outside her destination if the venue does not allow outside beverages. Evidently, street beers are the classiest form of predrinking besides wine kegstands.

Let's stop by the convenience store and grab a street beer for the onerous ten-minute trek from my place to the bar.

by DrSJohnson November 10, 2019

The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 25, 2007