A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
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