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sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
by turtle11666 June 22, 2020
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Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021
mugGet the Kielbasa car washmug.

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
by jimmybomm January 14, 2021
mugGet the ball washing bastardmug.

Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.
by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019
mugGet the Cleveland Car washmug.

tiajuana car wash

It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
Man: I just got the Tiajuana Car Wash
Woman: Yea how many Fingers am i holding up?
Man: pukes
by DamionF April 7, 2008
mugGet the tiajuana car washmug.

washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011
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Pink Sock Washed

When once receives and anal prolapse from a intense pegging session and has their pink sock hanging out. The unfortunate recipient needs some time to recuperate / before they can go again. The analogy of wearing socks, then having them washed / pegged on the line and needing some time to dry before they can be worn again is a discreet way of describing that some time to reseal is required..
Heyza buddy.. All good bud? You are walking a bit funny….

Nah mate, just had my pink sock washed, was pretty brutal… Time to spend some time looking after the rosebuds
by Dirk Rictor2 September 4, 2021
mugGet the Pink Sock Washedmug.

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