Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.

Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.

by Sara McGillicutty October 28, 2008

officer jawdrop

prettiest officer ever harrassed by billie holliday

"OFFICER JAWDROP, is the finest officer"

by dooodooooo June 3, 2023

Officing

When you are in the office and you are working so hard you start to cramp up in your ass you piss and shit at the same time

Oh man look at Gregory, He's officing in front of everyone right now!

by buttern1ps May 12, 2025

Office

Disnepwurld

I looove da office

by Beansos June 17, 2022

Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.

Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.

by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013