Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

Russian Waterpark

When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.

last night was like a russian waterpark.

that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.

by TheRandomGuy921 November 11, 2011

russian sidewinder

Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.

I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.

by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017

Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…

I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*

by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

russian sandwich

Synonym for borf
Also rhymes with 'sneef'
Expulsion of semen through lip flappage

After we were done with the intercourse, she made a russian sandwich all over my bed.

by shootandt March 27, 2016