Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

phone gay

Someone puts a strap-on on their phone so they can film themself getting boned in the ass.

Isaiah is a phone gay

by Izumii67 May 22, 2018

dusty phone

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket

'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.

She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

by onryou74 August 1, 2012

Phone sex

Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol

Ahhh fuckk I’m nearly there ! Phone sex

by Mymay June 19, 2021

Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.

Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020