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Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
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Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.
I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.
by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016
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Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.
Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer
by Sackitch May 25, 2016
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scooby crack

i fucking delicios snack that when crumbled you can snort it HELL YES
yo wassup homie
wassup
you wanna get some scooby crack
by dankTDM March 9, 2017
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Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer
Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!
by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010
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cracking cheese

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
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Cracking a Wadders

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.
by Barmy Army October 10, 2017
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