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greenshaw high school

a shitty school where there is a credit card system and the fucking teachers hate children
by mo-skinny January 26, 2019
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DeSoto High School

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) Flop, Ran by Pedophiles who Doxx, Trash School, Ghetto Students who fight whenever they want and glitch out of classes whenever they want, Owned by a toxic owner.
(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) DeSoto High School is a shit school to attend, and the students smell like horse shit, the staff look like pedos, the trolls look like caillou except a addition of a helmet on their head.
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Beaconsfield High School

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.
by Becky is High May 3, 2022
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Cumberland high school

A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death
Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day

Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019
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Marist High School

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"
by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023
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Brewer High School

A bunch of pussies who try their hardest to act ghetto but all come from 2 story houses.
“Them Brewer High School kids are lame as fuck
by Yaboykank September 13, 2021
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Permian High School

A school where if you don't play football, no one gives a shit about you, but if you do play football people expect impossible things from you.
Me: sir I have a question.
Teacher: Are you on the football team?
Me: No...
Teachers: then you shouldn't be going to Permian High School.
by Shadow_Data January 22, 2020
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