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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''
by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006
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Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides
guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move
by oh hell November 18, 2019
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Johnnys and Fannys

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.
Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.

It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.

-MisterSmithIt
by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017
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Fanny

British slang for vagina. Most chavs use it. Can also be used as an insult
Shut up ya fanny
by Gorggracie May 30, 2020
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Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)
"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"
by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014
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