cooter cakes 

1 a vagina that looks like moldy cake,

2 an annoying person who puts out,
3 an underage minor who looks for older men in chatrooms

That girl is a cooter cake.
Her cooter cakes are all over.
Those cooter cakes are stale.

cooter cakes by cuba_cuba August 1, 2010

cooter 

a messy excuse for a chacha

Britney Spears, got a blochy red cooter....AKA K-Feds remians

cooter by shrums December 13, 2006

cooter papy 

vagina, pussy, box, cunt, twat, vag hole, beaver,bearded clam, poon,poon tang, slit, mans best friend, monky, happy place, lube machine, vag, reason for divorce, reason guys are broke, why i go to your moms house, or any other slang word for the female reproductive organ.

Last night i ate your moms cooter papy

your girlfriend needs to shave her bearded clam or i aint going to touch her cooter papy

cooter papy by COOTER PAPY June 18, 2008

Cooter Scooter 

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.

Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

Cooter Scooter by Duncan O'Toole August 3, 2009

pooter cooter 

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.

Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?

pooter cooter by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

cooter 

A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.

process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance.
Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.

cooter by Jesse Godfrey December 28, 2005

Down the cooter 

To hit someone straight down off the map with authority in the game cube game super smash bro's melee.

"holy crap, drew hit me down the cooter again! Thats it no more falco for drew"

Down the cooter by Captain0822 December 22, 2006