tard

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

by Ricky D June 6, 2003

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Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.

Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game

by alex middleton December 9, 2006

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Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

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tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

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Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018

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Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.

Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!

by PhadeNot January 16, 2016

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