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Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018
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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”
by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021
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Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse
Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds
by Zach’s Bare Ass October 1, 2019
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Cock jockey

A douche bag at work that usually makes a weird comment with a slight gay undertone to it
Your always saying gay shit joe your such a cock jockey
by Alcoli2392 March 25, 2016
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