Borderline Sex Offender

Something that you call your mom. Go. Go tell your mom shes a Borderline Sex Offender. she'll love it!!!

Dad your such a Borderline Sex Offender.

by PenInMyAss June 19, 2020

anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.

According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks

Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.

by jjerzey November 20, 2013

Post Break-Up Sex

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.

by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011

awkward film sex moment

When a family is watching a supposedly clean film, and a sexual, usually very lewd joke/act is made, and both parents and children refuse to laugh in order to not be embarrassed.

"OH jonny, come on me!"

*awkward silence*

"Well, that was an awkward film sex moment!"

by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD May 10, 2009

and then i had sex with her

Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.

and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!

1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!

1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!

by O.Z. tha O.G. June 28, 2010

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019