National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

by Duckyjen May 12, 2022

National laugh day

Everyday

“ hi! Haha, it’s national laugh day

by imachickenball April 12, 2021

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National Jack Meuten Day

April 28th

Today is National Jack Meuten Day

by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022

National ask out day

October 12th ask out anybody! It's ok to get rejected but nobody is supposed to be sine on this day

Aubrey: are you Still single
Me: yea why?
Aubrey : not any more it's national ask out day

by Skai wayyy too shiesty October 11, 2021

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022