Cock

The fucking male chicken

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...

by A cultured person March 12, 2019

cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021

cock

A male sex organ, can be used in a derogatory sense or as banter

“Finlay, you absolute cock, always strutting around like you own the place—love you really, but you’re still a muppet!”

by Bisexual since 2011 March 3, 2025

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick

"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025

Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD

by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025