dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

Bagging The Dog

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

e-dog

e-dog, a cool person who gets 200 s'quid a day from playing games hes not even old enough to buy

josh: e-dog, that lying twat

by chazarooney January 2, 2021

Ho Dog

A bacon-wrapped hot dog slow cooked on a skewer in front of a campire.

Mark made me the best Ho Dog when we went camping this weekend!

by EightyMind August 7, 2023