Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole

Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight

by Lilchungy July 16, 2025

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sparkling baby

An American girl name who is dream come true in reality kind of personality. Absolutely gorgeous vixen, a bit of rebel and badass. All rounder and glamours.all eyes are on her when she walks into a room. The women of your dreams blessed with beauty, love, understanding and fashion. Has the ability to turn a boring group to the craziest. Best friend who knows the meaning of revenge without harming. Trustworthy and always by your side in need. In one word package of amazement

I wish, i could be sparkling baby for once in my life

by Names.love November 24, 2021

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baby stand

The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.

Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.

by Kagetane May 2, 2019

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Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.

*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

by Vice signal March 6, 2025

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