Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents

Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents, often abbreviated as SS&P is a british reality series following groups of 18-20years old on their first girls/lads holiday in Greece or Spain. The teens think they are away from their parents but their parents are following and watching them throughout their holiday, revealing themselves on the last day.
The show is not staged though on the second and even more on the third series all the participants were suspecting what it was about.

How can all the parents on Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents end up saying how proud they are of their kids?

by PeachSchnapps June 11, 2013

Hot Steamy Gay sex

the thing i dream of

Me: "I want to have hot steamy gay sex"
My Mother: "Oh dear lord help me pray the gay away" *slaps*

by lay_huff October 12, 2021

doodoo fart nigga sex

When two people fart during sex, preferably loud and a long, wet fart.

Jimmbo: Yo, how was she?
Tyrone: Good, we did doodoo fart nigga sex.
Jimmbo: Really?
Tyrone: Yeah, we doodoo fart nigga sex'd.

by Crabics February 12, 2021

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

after sex phone call

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all

Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.

by Doris August 14, 2004

I Just Had Sex!

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

by greggory9669 March 4, 2011